awww boo. i won't even tell you how nice the weather is in SF...
Ha! Our patented inclement weather bested your quote-Giants-unquote!
I actually saw my first Sox game just last night! We won! The wind was insane. Just completely insane.
Or the fact that you were dragged along to a display of the World's Most Boring Sport? At least there was beer. Was there beer?
Beer? At a ballpark? What is this, Old Europe? There is beer everywhere in Chicago. At the doctor's office, in traffic court, at funeral parlors. Especially at funeral parlors.