Big Pimpin'

I've been meaning to tell you, Internet, that your Christmas shopping just isn't going to do itself. And I don't care if it's November, you need to get organized now. Why? Because this month I'm a guest editor over at Oh My That's Awesome, which means that I'll be joining Sarah and Wendy in recommending all sorts of fabulous things that you'll magically find you absolutely need to order immediately. And when you buy an extra one for me to say thank you, I'd like it if you bought it in pink.

And another thing: I'd say you were the sort of people who might be interested in travel for the anti-tourist, so if you're planning a trip to Singapore anytime soon---or are maybe just wondering what it's like---you should totally check out my guide here. The publisher, Jeremy, seems to be having some sort of competition with himself in which he attempts to shock me with the lewd images he chooses to accompany my writing. For the guide I did for Charleston, he came up with a raunchy picture of two girls making out. This time around ... well, perhaps you'd better see for yourself. My grandmother is going to be so proud.

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Susan
Nov 07, 2006

Oh. My. That's quite a photo Jeremy has chosen for you.

I think I'll go see what you want for Christmas. No thongs, I hope.

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jes
Nov 07, 2006

I wasn't quite ready for that photo.

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LOD
Nov 07, 2006

My firewall at work blocked the site, so I bet that picture is awesome. Probably not as awesome as your "awesome" new site, but still. Worthy of a piqued curiosity until I get home.

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birdgal
Nov 07, 2006

Duuuuude.....

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Diane
Nov 07, 2006

I looked at the link with one eye closed - not sure what to expect! Good Lord! But as long as there is income attached, who cares! Will be sure to check out the shopping options!

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Beks
Nov 07, 2006

Holly, if you will write for a website whose tagline promises info on $5 happy finishes...

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Sheila
Nov 07, 2006

Watch out for the lady-what-nows? Is there another story here that you have been holding back from us?

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Jessica
Nov 08, 2006

Wait...

Singapore has LEGAL prostitution but chewing gum is ILLEGAL?

The mind. It boggles.

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sgazzetti
Nov 08, 2006

Above captions reading "Singapore Sex Industry" I expect to see petticoats, ponchos, bustles, wimples, tarpaulins, burkas, chadors, and the like. But there's no accounting for taste.

And to be fair, your post title WAS "Big Pimpin'".

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marcheline
Nov 09, 2006

I've been meaning to ask you about your new profile photo.

How DID you get a lasagna noodle to stay in place like that?

Amazing.

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Nothing But Bonfires
Nov 09, 2006

Duct tape. Lots of it.

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Blakeburn
Nov 10, 2006

Hey Burns, did you know that Hadley Freeman ghosted Posh's new fashion & style guide?! That's what you need to be aiming for, my girl...