To: Nathan, Alison Are you watching?
To: Holly, Alison THE BACHELOR IS BACK. 956 ROSES!! 620 LIMOS!!! 1,789 SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES!!
To: Nathan, Holly This show has really taught me the importance of not "dropping it while it's hot" on national television. Or ever.
To: Nathan, Alison I'm sort of embarrassed that we're LIVE emailing during the premiere of the Bachelor. Aren't you? But nobody'll know. Well, unless I tell the Internet.