So When Are You Two Getting Married?


Mar
04
2009

The Knot's Got Nothing On Me

So all of a sudden it's March and I'm freaking out. I do this every March, actually---find myself at a point where I can't possibly believe two months of the new year are gone already and I've done NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING with them---but this year the inherent panic of It Being March Oh My God is heightened by the fact that March is one month closer to September than February was, and September is when I'm getting married. 

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Feb
22
2009

Two More Wedding Tasks Checked Off The List, Approximately Fourteen Squillion To Go

The weekend was taken up with quite a few wedding errands, and wow, would you look at that, I just lost a third of you, I bet. This site is getting a little too weddingy, I know it, and I'm sorry, but just hang in there until September 5th and it'll all be over. Only then I'll have to take up origami or Capoeira, The Brazilian Art of Dance Fighting or something, just to fill the empty days I once spent hand-addressing envelopes and talking about it.

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Feb
18
2009

This Post Would Have Been Longer But I Have To Address 65 Envelopes Now

Monday was sort of a bad day. No single terrible thing happened; it was more a series of small indignities and irritations that, cumulatively, had me very quickly wanting to punch a wall. You know the sort of thing: laddered tights, stubbed toes, malfunctioning computers, missed buses (yes, plural, and in a thunderstorm no less. BOTH TIMES.) When it got to the point where I finally realized that nothing was going to go right for me all day, I threw up my hands in frustration. I GET IT, UNIVERSE, I said. TODAY SUCKS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT ALL OVER WITH AT ONCE?

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