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Dec
23
2005

Don't Worry, I Will Certainly Wash Them First

So! My goodness! Hasn't it been a long time since I last posted something! Were you getting terribly sick of reading all that schmaltzy stuff and crying inappropriately and giggling covertly about Sean's ill-advised facial hair in the last photo? (I'm not sure what was going on there either; it was a Wacky California thing, I think. A brief one, thankfully.)

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Oct
25
2005

If This Isn't An Icebreaker, Then I Don't Know What Is

A story I never tire of telling is the one about The Naked Girl Who Walked Into My House One Morning. It goes down very well at parties. If you're ever on an awkward first date and you need to regale your companion with an uproarious anecdote, then I grant you permission to use this one. Just remember to change the names to protect the innocent. And so you don't look like you're re-telling someone else's story.

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