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Jul
04
2008

I Think It's A Sign


On the pavement last night on the way to dinner. The Universe is definitely trying to tell me something.

(PS: Happy Fourth of July! Sean is 32 today and we are celebrating with some eight dollar beers at the baseball stadium while watching a bunch of grown men run around in circles chasing after a ball. I bet you can't guess which one of us thought that would be a really super awesome fun thing to do.)

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Feb
16
2008

I Was Going To Call This "Crossed Underwires" But I Thought My Brilliance Might Scare You

The last straw came when I picked up a Valentine's card I thought Sean might like---it said "You're my triple letter word score" in scrabble tiles on the front---and turned it over to discover that it cost ten bucks. Yes, TEN bucks, the kind of ten that comes right after nine bucks, which, by the way, is still about six more bucks than I'm prepared to pay for a card, and we're talking tax included.

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Feb
09
2008

How You Know You Have Good Friends

--We're picking you up in ten minutes.

--Are you wearing jeans?

--No, I'm wearing a black skirt. What are you going to wear?

--I don't know. Everything I try on looks awful. It's my birthday! I'm supposed to look smoking hot!

--Well...I can change into my jeans, if you like. They'll add a good five pounds to me. I'll look a lot worse.

--You'd do that for me?

--Oh sure, it's your birthday, I don't mind.

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