How To Gain Ten Pounds In Three Days

Very well murdered! Those implements of death look positively delicious.

Okay what are those cookie things, and that drink thing and ohhh that bread looks like it is divine....

Okay, next up on the travel roster- Paris.

I was full from lunch until I looked at these pictures...sigh...

I'm homesick just looking at the pictures! I may be in the U.S. for now, but I think France will always feel like home to me... Some people say they were born in the wrong time; I'm pretty sure I was born with the wrong passport.

Keep those delicious pictures coming!

I'm. Hungry. For. Paris. It's been too long since I've eaten my way through that city. So eat another croissant for me! (Make it chocolate)

Oh mon dieu! I would like to be in Paris right now...eating my way through the town!

I've only ever been to paris once and i was 14...looking at your pictures makes my local au bon pain ever so inadequete!

I love Paris! There isn't a prettier city on Earth.

Yum. Licking my lips over here. I am off to Mexico soon to murder myself with margaritas and tacos.

Such pretty and delicious torture.

Oh wow. Murder indeed. Anyone know how to get drool off a keyboard? Yum, yum, yum.

Lovely! Hope you're having a great time. Eat a pain au chocolat pour moi!

I already possessed an incredible desire to go to Paris; this just intensified it. Looks like it was a lovely trip!

Holly, this made me laugh. I would have done the exact same thing.

Thanks for giving me a moment of pure escapism this morning!

Wow, 10 pounds would be worth all that!

I can't think of a better way to gain 10 lbs.

Brilliant. Just...brilliant. I bow before you.

yes! you've been missed. at least you're spending your time on a worthy cause...

Oh, lordy. You sure know how to make a girl hungry.

Ohgod, the hot chocolate at Angelina's is, like, a leeeeethal weapon. I develop a feeling of serious torpor when I so much as THINK about it! And the Laduree macaroons are very high on my list of Truly Perfect Foods. That is some sublime eating you've been doing!! Enjoy!

Daaammn those 10 pounds look like they tasted good! OH THE BREAD, the lovely bread!!

My mouth is WATERING.

Jealousy x a billion! :)

I just gained five sympathy pounds. And I didn't even get to eat the dingity-dang bread.

I've tried all the famous macarons in Paris and Laduree is the best.

Good work, gumshoe.

oh those macaros made me drool on my keyboard. So jealous.

Bread, cheese and butter is my idea of heaven.

Oh, Angelina. I love that place. The hot chocolate will kill but I just enjoy the atmosphere.

And now I will go search for flights to Paris because this incessant yearning for that place is annoying.

I am so jealous you went to Angelina! The Chocolat l'Africain is to die for! So worth the 10 extra pounds...

Wow, I need to go back to Paris. YUM.